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Muthu boy today got damn crazy story to share.  Come, sit down, order one prata kosong first. While waiting for the crispy ninja prata, let me tell you about this Japanese doctor legend. 🤯👇 ​'Legendary Investor' Who Turned a Modest Stake Into 352 Million Passes Away: "Trading Even From His Sickbed" Tis uncle started with just $4,150 SGD. By the end of it? He grew his net worth to a staggering $352 MILLION SGD. This life script confirm more jinx than any movie. Even when kena stage four cancer, this madlad still stubbornly looking at stock charts from hospital bed until his last breath. Tajang, a widely followed individual investor in Japan who grew an initial capital of 500,000 yen (approx. $4,400 SGD / 4.4 million won) into a fortune exceeding 40 billion yen (approx. $352 m

Client arriving in 30 minutes. I’m deep in an Excel sheet, listening to music, and bantering with colleagues in the meeting room. ​Cue the big boss walking in early to review his presentation slides.  He sits right next to me, sweating bullets trying to prep his material. About a few minutes later, he snaps: "Can quiet down? I literally cannot concentrate." ​So I looked him dead in the eye and asked: "Boss, why can't you multitask?" ​Without missing a beat, he sighed: "Because I'm not a woman." ​The whole room burst out laughters.  Is the "men can't multitask" thing actually real? ​Because my dad watching the World Cup is bulletproof evidence. Mum can ask him about breakfast three times and he won't even register a sound. Total shutdown mode. 😂

​Good evening customers,  Muthu boy here! 🥷🏽💨 ​The haze this weekend was so bad my prata stall looked like a spooky movie set and customers disappeared faster than my patience. To survive, Muthu boy invented Ninja Prata (infused with charcoal to match the smoke, hope y'all like it!). ​Come down and order some prata from me right now, and I’ll tell you a wild story about Robinhood while it's hot.  Spoiler alert: they are winning no matter what the Fed does... 👇 ​The $Robinhood(HOOD)$  "Win-Win" Playbook 🚀 ​People sleep on how well Robinhood ($HOOD) is positioned no matter how the Fed plays games: ​1️⃣ High Rates = Massive Cash Flow Now ​Generated $389M in net interest revenue last quarter (~30% of total

I really dislike when women act coquettish toward men at work to get what they want. So it stung when someone told me I do the same thing, something I completely disagree with.  When I asked my boss about it, he agreed that he's seen me do it sometimes.  But when I pushed him for concrete examples, he brushed it off with a 'nevermind' and quickly changed the subject.  I know who I am at work.  I'm independent, assertive, and use humor, though I can occasionally have a hot temper under pressure. That feedback just doesn't match my reality. 

$Nokia Oyj(NOK)$   surged nearly 5% ($10.64) after hours, with Microsoft $Microsoft(MSFT)$  following up to $494.87 (+0.93%), after announcing a major expansion of their long-term partnership! They are integrating the Nokia Data Suite with Microsoft Fabric to build a unified, AI Agent-driven data foundation, pushing telecom operators closer to self-healing, autonomous networks. 🔑 Key Takeaways & What It Means for AI Automation • 1. Breaking Down Data Silos Nokia Data Suite and Microsoft Fabric are teaming up to unify cross-domain data (RAN, core, and transport networks) onto Microsoft's enterprise platform, giving AI agents re

Asia is staring down an absolute nightmare scenario, and nobody is talking about the ticking clock. Here is the brutal reality: Middle Eastern oil cannot reach Asia right now. * The Primary Chokepoint is Dead: Heavyweights like Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, and the UAE pump the lifeblood of global industry through the Persian Gulf and out via the Strait of Hormuz. With that strait completely blockaded, the main artery is severed. * Every Alternative is Sabotaged: The backup plan—pumping oil across Saudi Arabia to the Red Sea and through the Bab el-Mandeb Strait—is totally dead in the water. Pipelines have been bombed and shut down, and the Houthis have locked down the Bab el-Mandeb. Even if those pipes get fixed, any ship heading out of the Red Sea into the Mediterranean hits a wall: the Me

🔥 AI's real strength isn't just NVIDIA—it's the full-stack server builders: HPE +12.4%, Dell +12%. Capital is starting to flow into the second layer of AI infrastructure. $Dell Technologies Inc.(DELL)$   $Hewlett Packard Enterprise(HPE)$   $Arista Networks(ANET)$   $SUPER MICRO COMPUTER INC(SMCI)$   Hewlett Packard Enterprise (HPE)jumped 12.44% to US$62.09, becoming one of the top performers in the S&P 500. Dell Technologies (DELL) also rose about 11.98% to US$567.29. Arista Networks (ANET) gained about 5.61%. Capital is clearly no longer chasing just GPUs. Servers, networking, and e

Same company’s massive debt. Some see pure crisis. Others see pure opportunity. That’s $Oracle(ORCL)$   right now. Quick Translation + Reality Check (with the absolute latest numbers after Sept 10 earnings) Oracle reported Q1 FY2027 (ended Aug 31, 2026) on Sept 10 after the close: Revenue: $19.3 billion (+30% YoY) — beat estimates Cloud Infrastructure (OCI): $7.4 billion (+121%) — absolute monster growth Total Cloud: +62% Remaining Performance Obligations (RPO / backlog): $664 billion (was $638B at end of FY2026) — still insane Non-GAAP EPS: $1.92 (beat $1.74) Free cash flow burn: only –$5.4 billion (vs expected –$9.56B) — much better than feared Raised full-year FY2027 adjusted EPS guidance to $8.10 They also delivered 850 MW of ne

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@Optionspuppy @Ah_Meng @InverseCramer   Story time: 🧵👇 An orangutan at the San Diego Zoo became an absolute legend for repeatedly breaking out of his enclosure. His name was Ken Allen. The wild part? He didn't go on a rampage or try to flee into the city. Once he got out, he mostly just wandered calmly around the zoo. He'd explore the grounds, check out the other animals, and just vibe. Total tourist mode. Except for one major detail. Ken had absolute beef with another orangutan named Otis. During one of his breakouts, he marched straight over to Otis’s enclosure and started throwing rocks at him. 💀 The zoo staff was so ba