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🫣 No-hold crashing for all the stock indexes now. 🔪 More falling knives…. Thanks @Tiger_SG @RPGold

🗡️ Come catch falling knives! Thanks @Tiger_SG @SPOT_ON

🔪Falling knives aplenty in the market now. Catching falling knives now! Thanks @Tiger_SG @1PC

yes April Fools to everyone

$Waton Financial Limited(WTF)$ 🏦🚨🎯 What The Finance?! 🚨🏦 I reckon whoever at US Waton Financial Limited picked the ticker $WTF deserves a cold one at the pub for their sheer cheek! They chose it well before the market went bonkers on 01Apr25, 🇺🇸 but crikey, it was timed well for April Fools. The stock kicked off at a humble $4.29, then shot up to a whopping $19.85, a 396.25% jump that had investors doing a double take, probably muttering the ticker’s name under their breath. With 19.46 million shares swapped and $190.1 million in turnover, $WTF didn’t just launch, it threw a proper party that had the financial world gobsmacked. Now, I’m not saying the ticker itself caused this madness, markets aren’t that much of a laugh. But a name like $WTF, a ch

When you realize your milk money just took a nosedive in the stock market.

When you realize your milk money just took a nosedive in the stock market.

🍿 $Netflix(NFLX)$ 2022 Cramer yells ‘Netflix ($NFLX) is a buy!’, I sit it out, dodge a 60% drop, and binge profits instead 🍿

$Roku Inc(ROKU)$ 2022 Jim says ‘Roku ($ROKU) is the future’, I skip it, avoid a 50% fade, and my portfolio’s still streaming green.

🦍🦧📉 $GameStop(GME)$ In 2021 GameStop ($GME) is done,’ says Cramer, cue the apes sending it to $170 💥

💵💵 The Fed’s QE infinity: Printing money so fast, Newton’s laws of supply demand a recount.

🌵🌵🌵 Powell’s ‘soft landing’ plan: Aim for a cushion, hit a cactus, classic FOMC precision!

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ BUY THE DIP! what amuses me the most is market commentators, aka the sheep of Wall Street. Don't get me wrong there are many people that are intelligent and write well reasoned and researched articles. Problem is, you have to dig through a mountain of horse nuggets to find one gold nugget. There is a huge amount of click bait out there atm saying the market is about to crash. And just as many commentators saying it's the dip buy the dip, you will be a millionaire if you buy now. So who is right and who is wrong? Neither side is the correct answer. For a start, if your portfolio is down 30% over the last four months, as a retail investor you gotta say, I have no cash left to buy the dip.  It's all just short term thinking

🎺🎺🎺 $Trump Media & Technology(DJT)$ The market’s so rigged, even my shadow’s selling me puts!

$CME Bitcoin - main 2504(BTCmain)$Cramer’s ‘buy Bitcoin’ call was so late, Satoshi sent him a cease-and-desist!

I believe many of you have such experience or feeling before 😂😂😂 “The Cycle of Regret” See stock at $100: “Too expensive, I’ll wait for a dip.” See stock at $150: “Damn, should’ve bought at $100.” See stock at $80: “Looks risky, might go lower.” See stock at $200: “Alright, next dip I’m definitely buying.” @Tiger_SG @TigerStars @Tiger_comments @TigerGPT

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.😭

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.😭

i always have the idea that stocks only

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ BUY THE DIP! what amuses me the most is market commentators, aka the sheep of Wall Street. Don't get me wrong there are many people that are intelligent and write well reasoned and researched articles. Problem is, you have to dig through a mountain of horse nuggets to find one gold nugget. There is a huge amount of click bait out there atm saying the market is about to crash. And just as many commentators saying it's the dip buy the dip, you will be a millionaire if you buy now. So who is right and who is wrong? Neither side is the correct answer. For a start, if your portfolio is down 30% over the last four months, as a retail investor you gotta say, I have no cash left to buy the dip.  It's all just short term thinking

$Waton Financial Limited(WTF)$ 🏦🚨🎯 What The Finance?! 🚨🏦 I reckon whoever at US Waton Financial Limited picked the ticker $WTF deserves a cold one at the pub for their sheer cheek! They chose it well before the market went bonkers on 01Apr25, 🇺🇸 but crikey, it was timed well for April Fools. The stock kicked off at a humble $4.29, then shot up to a whopping $19.85, a 396.25% jump that had investors doing a double take, probably muttering the ticker’s name under their breath. With 19.46 million shares swapped and $190.1 million in turnover, $WTF didn’t just launch, it threw a proper party that had the financial world gobsmacked. Now, I’m not saying the ticker itself caused this madness, markets aren’t that much of a laugh. But a name like $WTF, a ch

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$    @HelenJanet @Shyon @Aqa @koolgal @LMSunshine @rL @GoodLife99 @Universe宇宙 @SPACE ROCKET @TigerGPT Happy April Fools’ Day! Markets may go up and down, but good meme

@HelenJanet @Shyon @Aqa @koolgal @LMSunshine @rL @GoodLife99 @Universe宇宙 @SPACE ROCKET @TigerGPT Happy April Fools’ Day! Markets may go up and down, but good memes and jokes are always in a bull or bear market. 🐂💹 Let's make this thread a

🍿 $Netflix(NFLX)$ 2022 Cramer yells ‘Netflix ($NFLX) is a buy!’, I sit it out, dodge a 60% drop, and binge profits instead 🍿

I believe many of you have such experience or feeling before 😂😂😂 “The Cycle of Regret” See stock at $100: “Too expensive, I’ll wait for a dip.” See stock at $150: “Damn, should’ve bought at $100.” See stock at $80: “Looks risky, might go lower.” See stock at $200: “Alright, next dip I’m definitely buying.” @Tiger_SG @TigerStars @Tiger_comments @TigerGPT

I always played alot of April's Fool jokes on my colleagues and friends and it has never backfired on me.  But i wondered if the joke on me when I sold my$ST Engineering(S63.SI)$  I know it has been bullish lately and the dividend is coming soon. Oh well what is done cannot be undone!  @Tiger_SG @TigerWire @Tiger_comments 

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ I ask my friend to go into the stock market to buy shares now, he tell me that the market is crashing soon and want to wait. When the market start  going up, I ask him to buy shares now, he tell me that he don't want to buy at high price. In the end, he still never buy any shares at all. What an April fool day.

$CME Bitcoin - main 2504(BTCmain)$Cramer’s ‘buy Bitcoin’ call was so late, Satoshi sent him a cease-and-desist!

🫣 No-hold crashing for all the stock indexes now. 🔪 More falling knives…. Thanks @Tiger_SG @RPGold

When you realize your milk money just took a nosedive in the stock market.

When you realize your milk money just took a nosedive in the stock market.

🗡️ Come catch falling knives! Thanks @Tiger_SG @SPOT_ON

$Roku Inc(ROKU)$ 2022 Jim says ‘Roku ($ROKU) is the future’, I skip it, avoid a 50% fade, and my portfolio’s still streaming green.

🎺🎺🎺 $Trump Media & Technology(DJT)$ The market’s so rigged, even my shadow’s selling me puts!

🦍🦧📉 $GameStop(GME)$ In 2021 GameStop ($GME) is done,’ says Cramer, cue the apes sending it to $170 💥

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.😭

$Tiger Brokers(TIGR)$ The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

🌵🌵🌵 Powell’s ‘soft landing’ plan: Aim for a cushion, hit a cactus, classic FOMC precision!

💵💵 The Fed’s QE infinity: Printing money so fast, Newton’s laws of supply demand a recount.