πππ°οΈ AAPL Event, Satire Edition; Price Discovery In Session; For my sis in Singapore, SPACE ROCKET, the chart finally agrees with your Apple skepticism π°οΈππ
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πΈ Feature board
Iβm tracking the slide that shouts Apple Intelligence, ProMotion 120Hz, 3000 nits, Ceramic Shield 2, 48MP, 256GB start, action button. The wit writes itself. AI reads as Always Incremental. ProMotion feels very promotional. 3000 nits is bright; the market still nit-picks margins. Ceramic Shield 2; scratch that premium. Action button; the only call to action I respect is risk control. Dual Fusion camera; great for portraits, less helpful when valuation needs a deep focus.
πΈ Apple Ship
Iβm watching the $1B mothership meme and thinking capital return. Apple already sails the biggest buyback fleet on Earth; that is the real flagship. Plenty of free cash flow to float it; less thrust when growth decelerates.
Satire says Apple Ship; the market prices stewardship.
πΊ Apple Chair
A million-dollar seat is on-brand pun. Apple has the pricing power to chair a whole sector; the question is whether investors still want to sit with a services multiple on hardware cycles.
Satire says Apple Chair; Iβm pricing chair-man level buybacks.
π Apple Orange
Orange you glad about 30 percent recycled content. Iβm reading it as recycled product cycle. The juice is in services ARPU; the peel is devices.
Satire says Apple Orange; margins get squeezed; moats keep the pulp.
π΄ Apple Scooter
Cute vehicle; not the vehicle for EPS. Mobility puns aside, Iβm measuring mobility in operating leverage. Services moves; hardware scoots.
β±οΈ Apple Time Machine
If only. The only time warp Apple runs is shrinking share count so EPS looks younger each year. The market respects that; it will not time travel margins.
Satire says Time Machine; accounting already travels by reducing the share count.
π Apple Jetpack
Lift comes from recurring revenue. If services growth re-accelerates, the stock gets altitude; otherwise it hovers.
Satire says Jetpack; Iβm measuring lift in FCF per share.
ποΈ Apple E-Moto
Iβm seeing a moat-or cycle. Moat first; motor second. Appleβs real engine is ecosystem lock-in; accessories and services are the torque.
Satire says E-Moto; Iβm hearing moat-or; the engine remains ecosystem lock-in.
π Apple Car
Project Titan memes still park well on stage. Iβm not underwriting an auto margin. Iβm underwriting a platform that quietly tolls every user mile inside the walled garden.
π Chart; $225.50 is my gravity line
Iβm watching the 4H where price flushed the Keltner mid and rides the lower Bollinger. EMAs 13 and 21 rolled; 55 is bending. $225.50 is my demand shelf; lose it and $222 is the next liquidity magnet. Hold it and I target a reflex back to 231 to 233 where the 21 EMA and Boll mid converge. Iβm framing this as a sweep and retest setup. Momentum is heavy; confirmation matters.
π§ My trade framework
Iβm tracking reclaim and hold above 228.20 on 4H closes as my first tell. Iβm watching $225.50 for absorption; Iβm ready for a deeper test into 222 if liquidity needs to be collected. Iβm managing risk under 221.60; invalidation is clean. If buyers step in, Iβm eyeing 231.40 then 235.70 where supply stacked last week.
π¬ Fundamental lens
Iβm weighing AI as Appleβs new ticker within the ticker. Adoption improves attach rates; attach rates improve cash flow; cash flow buys back time. It is a flywheel; not a jetpack. Services is the orchard; iPhone is the tree. Harvest follows maintenance.
πΈπ¬ Space Rocket note @SPACE ROCKET
For my sis in Singapore, SPACE ROCKET, the tape finally gives you a victory lap. Gravity still works. Iβll trade the levels; you can enjoy the satire.
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