$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Shorting

$Tesla Motors(TSLA)$ Shorting Tesla is like telling a toddler not to run. They're going to run — and they're going to get hurt.

Shorting TSLA is like playing chicken with a rocket. The rocket always wins.

Shorting TSLA is a great retirement plan — if your goal is to retire from having money.

Tesla shorts celebrate the same holiday every year: 'Oops, I Did It Again Day'.

The forecast for TSLA shorts: 100% chance of pain with scattered margin calls.

There's a new support group for TSLA shorts. It meets daily. Attendance is mandatory.

Shorting TSLA is the only investment where you need a will before you need a broker.

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