OMG guys, I just had the most embarrassing Starbucks moment of my LIFE Went for a chill coffee catch-up with my friend. We're minding our business, vibing...
Then this couple sits right across from us. The guy looks SO familiar—like, celebrity-level familiar or my long lost friend —but my brain is glitching and I CANNOT place him.
So naturally, I keep sneaking glances trying to figure it out. (You know that "wait... is that...?" stare )
We lock eyes a couple times. He notices. I notice he notices. Awkward eye contact Olympics begin.Apparently his girlfriend notices too... because next thing I know, she whips her head around and gives me THE death glare I immediately drop my eyes to my cold brew like it's the most interesting thing in the world. "Nothing to see here, just admiring this foam art...
"Few minutes later... she storms over to our table.
Her: "Why are you staring at my boyfriend like that??"
Me (panicking, zero chill): "No no no! I swear I'm not— he just looks super familiar! Like I've known him somewhere before, I promise!"
Her: "Yeah right. CB B*TCH" storms off
The whole neighbouring tables saw everything. I wanted the floor to swallow me.
My friend is shocked , I'm sitting there redder than a Venti Strawberry Acai.
Moral of the story:
If someone looks familiar... just Google them later. Don't play detective with your eyes in public. Has this ever happened to you? Mistaken staring disaster stories below pls, I need to feel less alone....
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