Alibaba just rolled out its revamped Tongyi AI — now called Qwen, which sounds like a genius kid who skipped three grades and now wants to fight ChatGPT after school 🧠🥊.
The market reaction?
BABA +5% pre-market, like it just drank three shots of kopi gao ☕⚡
Everyone in tech wants a taste of the AI valuation buffet. Nvidia’s eating steak, Microsoft’s having caviar, and Alibaba’s here asking, “Got room for one more?” 🍽️😆
Can Alibaba challenge OpenAI?
Maybe. China’s AI scene moves fast — sometimes faster than your Shopee checkout 🛒💨
Can BABA hit $190?
If Qwen truly delivers, cloud picks up, and investors finally stop treating BABA like a forgotten ex… then yeah, the rocket ignition button is somewhere lying around 🚀📦
For now, AI hype is giving the stock a stylish ‘glow-up’ filter 😎✨
Whether it becomes a full comeback or just a cute moment? That’s the trillion-yuan question.
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